Introduction

Mercury (me) always posts on this page. Don’t forget that Sara never posts on this page! I will do anything to squeeze a small laugh  out of you, and use comics to get my jokes or books like "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". I take private school (or did), and most say I have many smarticles. I want to be a secret agent when I grow up!! I have bad luck and am very clean VERY SLOPPY!! I write something at least once a monthJ. This is the post for November

Her favorite Poem
Went to a party Mom

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pave ment,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath i-s getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!'
So I love you and good-bye.

For December

P.E.

If you think your P.E. luck is bad. Check out my P.E. luck. Yesterday, something hilarious happened to me. Me and Melody were gettting our lockers yesterday and I buddied up with her (since we were buddies J), and we waited for our lockers at the end of the line (it took forever). So after I played a bit of Basketball except she thought we were shooting baskets only so when the game started I got confused and shocked with everyone staring at me. They were staring because I was just standing there when she could be saving them from losing and gotten a big parade ( anyone's DREAMS) The game only lasted about five min. since we got out so late .At the last moment (this is the funny part) the ball smacked my head Are you O.K.??" someone asked, " Just fine..." and another ball smacks my head, I got aggravated and right when she gets up another ball goes WHAM right past her head. Thinking it hit me, I got dizzy and fainted . Today a ball hit me five times in the eye, and the teacher had nothing to say but, " Sorry kid, you're a ball magnet.” as if there was nothing she could do. Just her luck

For January.

Guess What???????

         You know how I have always wanted to be a secret agent? Now I am going to get hired at last. But to become one I have to move away from my friends and familyL. Actually I don’t have real family or friends. I did go to private school for a couple years until my parents died. They left me a baby brother, so I will teach him everything I know and am raising him. Don’t get me wrong I am STILL normal!!! Same with my brother (DO NOT FORGET HIM!!!!!!). Once I move he won’t have to eat out of the trash (no one ever throws out decent trash or milk for the baby boy).  My parents died after he was born, and is a toddler now. He is going to move with me, and we will build a better fort to live in. I figure I better give him a name soon since my parents never had a chance, Melody, Venus, Pluto, Super Man…….. Something!!! Do you have any ideas??? Tell me about it by commenting.